You’ll never walk alone when I’m elected Pet Mayor!
Elect Bailey Lucas for Pet Mayor!
A Paw-sitive Vision for our Pet-tastic Community!
Hello, fellow furry friends and loving humans! My name is Bailey Lucas, and I’m running for the esteemed position of Pet Mayor. My campaign slogan is “You’ll never walk alone when I’m elected Mayor.” Here’s why you should paws and consider casting your vote for me:
Dog Park Improvements: No more waiting at the leash! I promise to expand and improve our local dog parks, providing endless opportunities for sniffing, fetching, and socializing. It’ll be a real bark-tastic experience!
Treats for All: I firmly believe in equal treat distribution for every pet in town. We’ll have treat trucks rolling through the streets, handing out delicious goodies to every wagging tail. No pet will feel left out!
Paw-litical Inclusivity: I’m committed to representing not just the dogs but also cats, birds, bunnies, hamsters, and any other adorable creatures in our community. It’s time to unite and celebrate our diversity!
Purr-fect Housing: Every pet deserves a cozy home! I’ll work closely with local shelters to find loving homes for all our furry companions. Together, we can put an end to pet homelessness.
Pet Education: Education is key to a harmonious pet-human relationship. I’ll launch “Bark University” where we can teach tricks, agility courses, and the art of proper belly rub techniques.
Mandatory Belly Rub Hours: Speaking of belly rubs, I’ll introduce a new city ordinance mandating daily belly rub sessions for all pets and humans. We’ll call it the “Happy Tails Initiative.”
Space Exploration for Cats: I support ambitious goals, and one of them is finally discovering the true purpose of cardboard boxes through space exploration. I believe our feline friends deserve answers!
Pet Symphony Orchestra: Music is the language of the soul, and we’ll establish a Pet Symphony Orchestra where our pets can showcase their unique talents. Who knows, your dog might be the next Beethoven!
Pawsome Pet Festivals: I promise to host regular pet festivals where we can show off our skills, costumes, and most importantly, enjoy a whole lot of treats! Let’s make these events the bark of the town!
Remember, friends, with Bailey Lucas as your Pet Mayor, you’ll never walk alone! Together, we’ll create a pet-friendly utopia, where tails wag with joy and pets live their best lives. So mark your calendars and get ready to vote for a PAW-sitive change! Bailey Lucas for Pet Mayor!
Libby Gerald, Real Estate Agent – Starkville Properties
Owner: Joan Lucas